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Il-Bollettin ta’ Nhar ta’ Hadd

biesc jincara minn culhadd bil-galbu

haun taht issibu eventi illi grau ftit cabel is-safra canarina. pressapoco lein l-ghoscrin ta' auissu.

Ueichapp (wake up)
Uara uichend ta’ favillizmi varji, vizitin il-Germanja, ziblata ta’ nhar is-Sibt u hengover-driving-on-the-highway Gakbu S u Mandru ghogobhom jghaddu hadd chuiet geuua 22, ruedebragance (id-dar). Ichumu lein il-hdasc ta’filghodu u jiehdu il-colattion matutina flimchien. Gakbu S ihares lein l-arlogg tal-kcina gdid gdid li chienu sctrau fl-occazioni tal-vizita fi Trier (BRD). Jinnota illi dan l-arlogg illi gie munit b’barometru [ghasc importanti tcun taf xi pressjoni hemm barra] u termometru [ghasc dejjem bard pero taiieb tkun taf chemm il-flocc ta’taht trid tilbes filghodu] ghandu t-termometru ma’ jahdimsc. Mincheiia li dan l-arlogg pluridotat insctara bi prezz mizeru Gakbu chien piuttost incazzat. Iddecieda li jteptep fuk it-termometru sabiesc jinchoraggieh jibda jahdem.

Izabbab.

L-arlogg jintelach mill-gholi tieghu u jiffrantuma ruhhu f’bicciet varji [nota ta’sfiga inkredibbli icholla tinterrompi din il-bicca – Mandru ghadu kif dahhal hgiega mill-arlogg go siequ ezattament dlonk waqt li qed nittajpja din il-bicca (chednittajpja d-dar fuch il-lepptopp) laqqas topsor chos!]. Dawn il-bicciet varji jingemghu chollha raunddicorner (round-the-corner) fil-kamra tas-sodda ta’ Mandru illi tkompli tikkonferma ir-rekord taghha bhala l-kalamita ta’ kull tracidja (wara n-naufragju li kellna fejn l-ilma kollu inevitabilment mar (a) fil-kamra tas-sodda ta’ Mandru u (b) fil-basement room (maghrufa bhala Cave) tal-girien Nordici Mortgensen (tghidulhomx plis)). L-arlogg isseuua grazziallatenksgod izda Mandru ghadu ched isofri conseguenzi.

Detto 1:
Il buon giorno si vede dalla finestra... e non dall orologio.

Lejt (Late)
Chien is-Sibt. U l-cumpanija Avventure Allegre Integrate camu hecc ghall-hdaxunofs sabiesc jiehdu lil cugina ta’ Gakbu (maghrufa bhala Emily) geuua l-ajruport ta’ FrankfurtHahn. Telcu tard, ghasc tosti. Sabu cuddiemhom trakkijiet ta’ chull tip u sahansitra camionettecampers stile Fantozzi va alla spiaggia illi ghamlu min collosc biesc ittardiau il-uasla taghhom fl-ajruport. Filfatt. Sc’hin waslu sabu li l-aerei Ryanair ghal LondonStansted chienu inaghlqu. All gates closed. Avolja chien hemm dilej ta’ sci kwarta. Gakbu S bi spavalderija chbira approcja d-donnatedeska li chienet wara il-“Welcome” desk tar-Ryanair u b’vuci ta’ innocenti staqsa: (tkompli t-tahdita GS = Gakbu Sfigo u DT = donnatedeska)

GS: Excuse me. Where can we check in for the flight for London.
DT: Flight for London closed. You are late.
GS: I know. Where can I make late check in?
DT: You are vey late.
GS: (jinduna li anchi ryanair huwa late u anchi delayed) So are you.
DT: Ah yes. You are right.Then you can make late check in there.
Limachenitscqahbachienethattellifnilajruplan.
U ghalscein.
Foscittedeschi.
Imnalla chien hemm effort ghawdsci nonmollaremaiesk.

Detto 2:
Tard ghosc ommha.


Turkiye:Kypros/Kypris

Fuq nota qasira. GS dejjem jitneiiek bil-habiba tieghu ciprijota li tahdem il-corti u jinkija li cipru tat-torok ecc. ecc. (b’hafn libb u tunngincik). Din s’issa deiiem haditu bic-cait u qatt ma hasbet li huwa verament turkilofilu.

Mela allura x’inhuma c-canses li mita GS nhar ta’ hadduaranofsinhar jiddeciedi imur sac-centru ma Mandru sabiesc jisctrigazzettadellosport u jilbes it-topp il-gdid tieghu tat-TURKIYE sapporters (€2.95) ghandu jiltaca mal-fucimsemmija ciprijota (certa Cristina Charalambous – tincara hara-lambus)??? X’inhuma ghiduli c-canses li GS ichun ched igharresc fil-gazzetti u iahbat propriu fic-ciprijotessa?

Eh?

Hemm ghalfejn incomplu?

Detto 3:
Viva Mustafa Kemal Ataturk ....ghasc alazobbi.

sfi*ata imlestiia ghall eteru minn Jacques René Zammit nhar martedì, settembre 07, 2004