il bollettino della sfiga

Nhar is Sibt li ghada il-Gran Duka ta' Le-Tzeburgu ghogbu ichollu ium eghluc sninu. Din l-occasioni ta' ferh tigi iccelebrata b'tant gost geuua il-gran ducat fost il poplu ta parti-enimals enormi illi ma iitilfu l-ebda occasioni sabiesc ichollhom parties-all-night. Filfatt il berdei ducali jigi cabel ic-cheese festival ta' Oberpallen u ftit uara is-Sauerkraut Bonanza ta' Indenputen f'dach illi hua celbrattioniet u gost.

F'gurnata mimlia scita u shab grizi celebrattivi il poplu ducali jicconcorri bi hgiaru geuua ic-centru sabiesc iara sc'festi seta ipprepara il-duca ghall-occasioni. Din is-sena chien hemm fost l-ohrain brasilian parti geuua il-place Guillaume u anche affariet ohra. Izda l-ichtar il jiddelettau fihom (uara l-mousse u s-sauercraut) in-nies burgizi huma propria il-purcissioniiet. Filfatt f'festa ohra ad honorem tad duca li issir ichtar tard din is-sena isiru purcissioniiet tual immens fein fil perejd icun hemm minn chollosc... boy scouts, pom pom gerls, garascisti ta' carotti, associattioni tat-tchabbir tas-sauercraut ecc ecc. Piacir chbir li iiculmina go mini orgia geuua il-grund fil hiniiet bichrin ta filghodu. (l unica darba li u permess tiscrob uara t-tlieta).

Pero nergghu ghal festa tas-sibt. Chien minhabba l-imhabba ta purcissioniiet tual illi din is-sena l-ghazla wacghet fuc bajkejd (bike-cade) ta' muturi b' roti (2, 3 jeu four f'liema caz jisseiiah buggi) li chellu igghaddi minn avenue de la gare u jicculmina geuua sci place minnhom. Ippertecipa ucholl fl-imsemmi carcade id-duca innifsu mal-consorti tieghu illi richbet pillion rider. [fis-sens li hi chienet pinion rider u mhusc li hi rcihbet sci rider iehor f'sens sensuali].

Tali bike cade chelli tghaddi minn chuddiem il-gare ghall habta ta sci cisu bein uihed u iehor 11.30.

Sadattant ghallscein nghidilchom illi GS jigi iaca u icum altament mill-enterteinment ducali u l-proto festivals illi igru geuua le-tzeburgu. Filfatt GS chien ippiana illi imur Brusselles nhar is-Sibt filghodu. Nhar il gimgha laccas hareg sabies cicun chmieni ghat-tren u mar biss iara film deprimenti pero consiliabli ili iismu "non ti muovere". Is Sibt sciorta cam tard u lahac biss il-bus puntuali ta 10.58 illi wasslitu sal-istejscin by 11.15. Taiieb chien on taim. Pero ga mita chien uasal Place de Paris induna li chien hemm sci ferment lein il gare. Nixel ghalhecc stop cabel ghasc it-trafficu chien pratticament uiechaf u gera l-ahhar mitt metru in stile Jesse Owens b'bacra fuc daru. Iasal saz-zebra crossin ta cuddiem il-Gare (stattion) u jinduna li chien hemm folla imdaccsa u jistacsi beinu u bein ruhu "kemm izzopp mandomsc sc'iaghmlu dan nies?...

Chien haunhecc li GS induna li hadd ma chien ched iacsam it-tric. Chien impossibbli ghasc il-gendarmerie colla ducali chienet ingabret cuddiem il gare bl-intentioni unanima li tuaccaf lill-paisani milli iacsmu it-tric u iaccedu ghal gare. Ghala? Ghasc ovviament il-carceid fuc imsemmija chella tghaddi pressapoco dac il hin. U xjurinuff within seconds instema ir-ronzzijju tal-muturi Harley Davidson ecc u bid-duka in full leather garment fuc cuddiem u Matilde imdendla ma sormu jibda carcade ta.................. il fuc minn ghascar minuti. Tmien mitt madonna jghaddu bil-mod, b'pass ta nemla. Chull dfarba li GS jipprova jizgicca minn taht idein gendarme jaqla dacca go sidru u ammoniment. Dagha dagha dagha (u din ma hisc canzunetta tal-eighties).

schin ighaddi l-ahhar mutur u l-ahhar ambulanza accompaniatrici tibda stampede generali li chienet timpressiona anca lil hemmingway lein il-gare. Hin 11.23. GS iasal l-gol queue tat-tickets u bilchemm jilhac ihallas il biliett. Jintelaq jigri cisu furibond lein Platfrom 1 fein di solito titlac it-trein ta tlett sieghat lein BXL. Hin 11.26. GHalscein. It-trein telchet on tajm bhas soltu. Erdainieh siniuri. Siegha nistenneu it-trein li imiss gratti ghall purcissioni orgasmanti ta' muturi. Nirra idahhlulu patata fl-exhaust pajp lid-duca.

Mill-bcia uichend taiieb mghoddi bruxelles. Mort bar nahseb jismu PPs imma vera hadt gost. U sirt anchi pataten.

Tren lura bla inchuiet hlief li pogga hdeiia tifel ta 4 snin li insista ichellimni ghal tul ta zmien filuacht li l passiggieri chollha l ohra harsu leiia bhallichiecu iena sci pedophilu iehor...

dac collosc. U happy birthday mai dick.

hurry, rush until the gare

igri haphna ghax il hin tar

pero this i do not like

a procession... with the bike

tad-duca il birthday kien l-occasion

hour late minhabba bike invasion.