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lunedì, ottobre 17, 2005

Zen and the Art of Reggae Concerts

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Dan il uichend chien mizghud b'attivitaiet ta gost u goduria u ancha piacir. Attendeina scein incas minn zeug cuncerti u ohrog il ghageb hadna gost fit-tnein. Cuncert minnhom chien serata reggae offruta mic-cittadina artnuvoista maghrufa bhala Nancy u cuncert iehor offrut mill-grupp spavald pinkmartini geuua den atelier f'uahda mill-iljieli culturali li ched tizbroffa fuchna il-vulcan cuturali tal-mosell.

Ma setasc ionchos li taccumpaniana fuch il viagg lein Nancy ghal reggae festival bhal dan chien ser ichollna lill famigerta donna. Din id-darba chien ser ichun hemm ucholl iistenneuna b'herca psidelicha is-sur inebriatezza, il-cugin harameiiet u anca l-famuzissimu guru ta' l-isfi*a dopata d-donna fumata - varianti scein sabiha tad-donna bendata li talterna shab coroh ta' sfi*a ma mumenti extrasensoriali inconcepibbli. Fuc il pian uman GS chien accumpaniat minn Owen Zen Degabriele (tiftacruh mill-istoria tal-camra tas-sodda Zen) u t-tfaila melanieblaise.

*** Parte Prima - Una Citta' Chiamata Nancy
It-tlett suldati tal-avventura telcu chmieni minn letzeburgu ghal viagg ta cuasi saghtein li chellu iuassalhom ghall-doorsopentime tat-tmienia geuua il jardin della pepiniere geuua nancy ftit boghod mill-piatta m aghrupha bhala Place Stanislas. Mincheiia tardivita' solita ta' chull membru ta' l'echuipagg uaslu geuua nancy inrecordtaim. Dana mincheiia ostacoli bhall uichend reffic u bzonn ta' diforniment ta' diesel mhusc mahsub. Is-serata dehret sfi*aless mita ancha sabu parching esatt esatt barra il parch fein chellu isehh il cuncert.

Il chiu' ghad-dhul ma chiensc eccesivament tuil. Chien haunhecch li Gakbu beda ihossu naqa' outovplejs. Mincheiia li chien ghamel effort chbir sabiesc iidher youngandrestless rebelrastafarian chemm iista' ichun beda iinnota illi ma chiensc se iicompeti mal-ammont inimmaginabbli ta dreadlocks li nancy chellha sc'toffri u lancas ma chien ghadu ipeiiep sigaretti normali ahseb u ara chemm seta ighaddi ta' mezzo dopat. Dana apparti il phatt li l eta media chienet tidher li chienet ser itcun ta erbatasc. Tphal iahasra. Bil joint f'id uahda u fliscun birra f;-ohra pero tphal iibcghu.

Insomma ghaddeu ghal geuua uara percuisittioni tal-pusessi chollha taghhom. Ghall-misthija chbira tieghu GS li chien ched iipprova iippoppa sidru fl-army shirt tieghu bid-dacna stile Che Guevara instab illi l'ichtar haga weird li chellu fil but chien il-lipbalm tal-labella culur rosaceu (dach chellhom fil-cahba hanut) li ghandu forma ta mini dildo. Tistghu timmaginau chemm hareg ta ragel mal-friskers li chien hemm mal bieb.

Insomma dahlu geuua it-tinda li suppost chienet no smoking. Saphrattant chien ched idocch band minn Brooklyn New York li chien iisimhom l-antibalas. Scein speciali hlieph ghall phatt illi mincheiia prezenza massicca ta suued fil band chien hemm ucholl basist li chien iiscraclu ichtar icun idocc mal Creedence Clearwater Revival b'cata scahar u mostaccio chiesu hiereg dritt mill-video sabotagg tal-beastie boys.

L-atmosphera chienet ghada uahda calma haphna. In-nosmoching chien diga ched iigi violat f'chull coin tal-post. L-ghazla chienet bein standing u sitting. Il-grupp ghazel standing. Izda ma damusc uisch. chif bdeu iihrascu l-antibalas b’haphna muzica stile mellow marley bdeu hergin minn chull tocba possibbli gheliechi shah ta marijuana. F’rambla ta’ joint GS sab ruhu imdauuar minn hames tipi sospetti differenti chollha idahhnu minn go missili air-to-air moghni bl-achua shit this side of afghanistan.

Issa taiieb li taphu li mincheiia li GS fi zmienu esperimenta bid-darker side of the fair green leaf chatt ma hareg interament sodisfatt ghasc peress li hua bniedem facilment impressionabbli f’affariiet ta sahha allura iacbduh palpitattioniiet anchi iecch il cosidetto join’ ma ichun fih scein hlieph te. Allura GS deiiem bravu izomm sod u mid-drugs izomm il boghod. Isa mita beda iscomm rueiiah varii madurau beda ihoss calbu thabbat tmienia tmeinia u beda isib a vent of escape. Il biza wasslitu biesc bidel postu lein is-seated area cabel ma dahal il-main act - Patrice. Taiieb li nghidu li iz-Zen tul dan il-hin chollu ezibiscsca ruhu f’show ta’ imitattioni ta’ ferha li thares b’ghajnejn mimlijin sceucat ta’ consummattioni minn taht il meida ta’ l-ichel. F’sensiela ta tortuti intitolati look and smell but do not touch or smoke iz-Zen chien uaca f’dipressioni iccauzata minn nuccasiiet esoterici.

Chiph tistghu topsru il cumpaniia chiene menomata seu. Imnalla li Patrice ghamel cuncert hecch imseiiah tal-ostia illi chaiiem lil chullhadd fuc tieghu. Il-vera sabih.

Uara Patrice chien hemm grupp reggae franciz jismu Groundnation. Grupp ta’ inutilta’ assoluta iecch tipprova tgaudih minghair sostanzi ezotici iduru geuua rasek. Ahna tlacna l-hemm u halleina lill-grupp li ghandu lead singer liebes it-turban ta Khameini, id-dacna ta bin laden u n-nuccali ta John Lennon uaraina.

*** Part II - Leaving Nancy. the Monkees.

Hrigna mill-cuncert u intbahna illi t-temperatura chienet nizlet sci phtit. Chemm iz-Zen chif ucholl il-Blaise cabadhom seiha naturali u chellhom bzonn ibulu beula zghira. Chien haunmhecc li z-Zen, minghair ma chien ingesta ebda sustanza chimica beda iara haphna aphariiet choroh. Ma setasc iissaporti sachemm nohorgu mill-jardin li chisu San Anton enormi. Malli ra cespulio chbir bizzeiied mar uraih u tefa’ long piss chif iaphu ibulu nies li belghu haphna birra.

At this point taiieb li nghidu li bhal San Anton il jardin de la pepiniere hua depozitu ta gaggeg bl-annimali go fih. Chien propriu uihed minn daun il gaggeg li ghazel iuza iz-Zen ghal bzonnijietu. L-operatttioni ta’ urinar chienet ghalhecc osservata minn zeug scimmie li chienu residenti permanenti tal-pepiniere. Icholli nghid li l-ghaita taz-Zen mita intebah b’dan chollu chienet chisha the cherry on the cake tal-event.

Uara morna narau place stanislas,l-indurata, bil-lejl. Sabiha. Imbaghad chilna kebabb ghand torch.

*** Part III - Look no blinds
Uara leila bhal dich chull ma icun ioncos racda taiba. Ircadna ghand melanieblaise geuua metz. GS u MB go camra u iz-Zen gol camra ta ohtha... ghalgrattiatalla ohtha ma chenitsc hemm chiechu connha nincuetau li iithaiiar iaghmel ripitperformance of pipi. L-ghada GS u MB icumu ferm mistrieha uara leil ircad. L-istess ma iistasc iinghad ghaz-Zen illi minhabba street lite helua baqca imcaiiem sal-hamsa imbaghad cam chmieni ghasc haseb li chellna nitilcu chmieni. Mischin ma chiensc induna li t-tieca chellha shutters fuc barra.

Imma hadna gost.

DDG
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