il bollettino della sfiga

giovedì, dicembre 23, 2004

Rimpatria

minn Gakbu Sfigo (temporaniament geuua Malta)

Illum hua scierac illi uara li uasalt lura fil patria mahbuba (deiiem cattolica u latina isda rarament trionfanti) nirraconta brevement sci accaduti illi sehheu fir-ritorn lein l-isola ta’ divertiment. Per la cronaca taiieb li nghid illi bhala co-viaggiaturi chien hemm owendegabriele, bryinn u lorrayne. Lesteina ruh ghal viagg scalpestanti ta’ maduar disa sieghat intoto ilghaliesc bhala nies cammelin u nsara ghazilna li ntiru via brussel mal-portatore nationale AirMalta u mhusc mal-Luxair dirett. Haunhecc il-punti salienti.

14.15
OJD u GS jacbdu taxi minn 22 ruedebragance li iuassalhom f’hin taiieb l-istattion. B&L chiedin diga jistenneu uact li ched jiddegustau breakfastlunch gentilment provdut minn Mcdonalds restaurants. GS u OJD ichollhom anche hin jisctru minghand il-Quick (ghal scopijiet glutenfree deiiem jigi preferut) u jisctru il-bilietti. (mini-sfiga: GS ma husc se jirritorna fl-istess gurnata ta’ OJD u B&L u ghalhecc ma setasc jippartecipa fil-groupoffer tat-tren. Ghlahecc prezz complessiv ta’ OJD, B & L flimkien u anca return €61 – ossia maduar 20€ ir-ras; prezz ghal GS uahdu 40€.)

14.24
Icunu fuc it-tren u anca isibu cabina uahidhom il-fellowship of the trip. It-tren jitlac puntuali (deiiem). Chif ighidu OJD u Bryin “laccas cans ghal sigarett”.

17.24
Dhul geuua l-istattion Brussel Midi. Haunhecc ghandu isir changeover minn tren ghall iehor li se jehodna dritt Brussel Zaventem (aeroport). Inizzlu il-bagalji collha (anca il-pseudocassaforte li GS bhala badpacker chiehed igorr). Jintefghu fuc il-piattaforma ierdghu sigarett cull uihed ghaliesc ilhom deprivati tlett sieghat. (lorrayn excepted ghax ma tpeiipsc). Mument fost l-ohrain Lorrayn tistaqsi b’ton innocenti u cuasi nonscalant... “Allijistajkun ahna din it-treynm irridu nacbdu?” filuact li b’harsitha tindica faccata –ossia in naha lohra tal-piattaforma. Iz-zaghzagh icunu anche se jibaghtuha tehdu f’certi partijiet fein rari tleqq isc-scemsc (u mhusc ched nirreferi ghall-Gran Ducat) izda iharsu scorta lein il-piattaforma faccata (just-to-amuse-the-girl). Gara illi fuc il-piattaforma faccata is-sinial chien ched iuri Brussels Direct 17.34. Chienu ovviament scorreu 17.33. L-omunculu li icun barra t-tren bis-suffara f’halqu sabiesc jaghti il-go ahead ghall-partenza chien ched jillostra is-sudetta suffara u chellu harsa ta’ l-arbitru Paparesta meta bl-ebda mod ma jcun convint li hemm bzonn il-hin mizjud. Il-fellowship b’mod ictar scompost mill-Bull Run li jcun hemm spania chull sena f’dacca uahda improvizza ruhu fi stampede totali lein it-tren. Intefghu bagalji bein gakulatoria u ohra lill-caddisin varji. L-iscramble irnessciet u malli dahlet l-ahhar sieq fit-tren sehibna il-Paparesta tal-mument saffar il-Kick off. Ergaina scampainiha.

18.00
Naslu Zaventem. Nidhlu l-ajruport. Ched noholmu duar is-sbuhija ta’ paiizna u ritorn felici. Sacemm of course induru fil-check in point fein chellu icun hemm l-airmalta. Chien hemm fil-fatt l-airmalta. Chien hemm ucholl pero il-Bella Compania Votanti Attard Montalto & Ellul Bonici”. Iva seuua craitu. Il-check in point chien imzeiien b’grupp ta’ nisa tomboleschi illi ittellghu ghal familiarisation visit mis-suddett membru parlamentari ewropew of world fame (issa li anca deher fuc il-Financial Times). M’hemmsc sci nghidu. Mincheiia li Ellul Bonici chienet ched tipprova bhal Moira Orfei timmaestra il-linji ta’ tombolizi, scorta chien hemm sens ta’ Outing Mal-Father (jewilla scialata). Instema bosta drabi l-isem popolari fi gruppi bhal daun “Ssssssssssssssssss” illi jintuza sabiesc discretament jingibed l-attentioni ta’ haddiehor illi ghogbu javventura ruhu in-naha l-ohra tat-terminal. Chien hemm min, fost it-tombolizi ipprova anche jacbes il-kju. Dana uara li haphna minnhom ipprovau jidhlu mill-business class. Osservaina ucholl lil dana il-grupp kulturali imdaqqas jaghti rigal lis-sudett MEP f’forma ta’ kascsca cikkulatini. (Event li ma chiensc icun importanti chiecu is-suddett MEP ma chellusc jiddecidi ichtar tard ibiddel l-ajruplan pubblicu f’ electoral party privat u jirringrattia lil all and sundry ghar-rigal (anca lil coppia Belgiana li bacghet sbalordita).

20.20
Uara li evitain il-grupp culturali ghal-hin collu allocat ghal boarding ergaina inaghcadna mal-grupp fuc l-airuplan. L-avjun ittardia biesc iddecolla (nafu li chienet involuta certa Natasha Meli li tissemma haun uara l-ahhar appearance f’bollettin li jiddata ghas-sena 2000). Chif iddecolla L-Allegra Banda Supporters of JAM iddecideu li jcapcpu. B’hecc hauduna ferm ghasc il-consuetudini titlob li jecc se ccapcap iccapcap fl-ahhar mita collosc iocun mar seuua. Izda le. Capcpu. Mat-take off u anchi cabel il-landing. Cabel jigifieri uact li l-ajruplan ghadu sci 50 metru mill-art chienu ga bdeu icapcpu. Evviva la scaramanzia. (N.Ed. GS u OJD nizlu mill-ajruplan bl-attributi daqscein homor ghaliesc tant ghorcuhom bhala scaramantia).

c. 23.15
Landing. U morna d-dar.
Sfiga ftit. Pero close shaves haphna.

Bonnatale

GS.

DDG
Clap your hands ghasc beda l-vjagg
Imma qabel il-landing?... that’s too much

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