il bollettino della sfiga

La Settimana Culturistica

Ghezejjez,

Mill-profond ta' Letzeburfriza sehibcom fir-risc isellmilcom. Uasal iz-zmien li nirraconta scideu il-caghda bhas soltu. Dina il-gimgha illi uaslet biesc iecc(insertdivinityofchoice)irid tispicca b'uicc il-gdid chienet gimgha ta' cultura concentrata geuua Letzeburgu. Filfatt minceiia il-garr continuu minn naha taghna id-dimoranti fil-mishut ducat, sibna mod chif nimleu seuua l-agenda culturali settimanali b'mod illi inceccnu anca programm Meander fuc il-mahbub u minsi MTV. Ghalhecc mela haun nirracuntau sci steiier illi grau f' dauna l-eventi culturali – sci ftit minnhom jonvolvu lid-dea bendata, sci ohrain ftit incas izda scorta hlewwin u ta min jacsamhom maghcom.

1. quizznajt (lunes 22 - diurnis culturalis I)

Per l'ennezima volta, il compagini maltin attacau il-lok maghruf bhala "the tube" sabiesc jipparticipau fil-competittioni bi-settimanali imsemmija quizznajt. Minhabba li marcovalden chien ched jara lil morrissey, mandru chien indispost, ludvicazzo chien venetia bi bronchite u ecc ecc il-formattioni maltija chienet tifforma ruhha minn OJDegabriele, Gakbu S u sportellisergio. L-ispavalderija maltija (u ghaudscia) serviet sabiesc iaghmlu curagg mincheiia li f'inferiorità numerica hdein timijiet ohra. Icollna nghidu li minhabba ic-charme naturelle tat-trio malti ma damusc uisc uahidhom. Fil-fatt inaghcdu maghhom zeug nisa pollacci, uahda slovakka, uahda ungeriza u fl-ahhar uihed ungeriz (illi ghandna suspett cbir li huwa prim cugin tal-crissmisfader ghasc jixbhu hafna).

Per la cronaca ludica taiieb li tcunu tafu li ergaina spiccaina t-tielet u ma rbahna l-ebda premiu. Fi spirtu dekubertinesk hadniha sport. Pero il-goduria ta' l-ghaxija chienet ticconsisti f'isem it-tim. Uara hames kwizzijiet bl-isem ta' "Cross George" (I thru V) iddecideina li nibdlu l-isem. Hadna l-occasioni li peress li l-isem ta' kull tim jincara pubblicament manytimes uact il-quiz (bissbiss cull darba li jsir aggornament ta' scores) u ghalhecc taina l-isem fonetiku ta' UNDY-ZOBBI-ZAYR. Tistghu timmaginau id-dmugh igelgel sal-patata cull darba li l-quizzmeister qara isem it-tim taghna b'certa aplomb. "Ghandizobbizghir has 29 points". UAHAHAHA. Insomma nidhcu bisc scein pero ghal darba irnescielna nispostau il-cumulosfigus fuq haddiehor.

2. visions of europe (martes 23 – diurnis culturalis II)

F'din id-diurnata ma sibna scein sc'ninnotau ghal bolletin. Suffice it to say li gaudeina geuua s-cinematheque mita smaina l-innu tal-klabb belti jindaqq fil-background tal-klipp malti uact il-film vizjons of ewrop. Film twil, hlejju izda ewropistiku uisc. Ghal min rah minn malta u jahseb li lussemburgu mimli qhab bhal ma dehru fil-klipp letzeburgiz, kemm nghidulu... stop think twice.

3. arlekkino servitore dei due padroni (mercoles – diurnis culturalis III)

Gurnata li bdiet bil-bard (normali) u compliet bil-friza. Filghascia carovana ta' tmien maltin u franciza irrecau ruihhom lein il grand theatre sabiesc igaudu minn produttioni milanisa tal-commedia dell'arte tas-signor goldoni. Leila promottenti li compliet tuieghed gid sc'hin sportelli scopra li chien hemm anca sergio leone fil-cast prestiggiosissimo. GS jipparchia (igarra) l-alfaromeu geuua il-parching imsejjah Glacis (imma min jaf ghasc jissseiiah hecc coz!). Jiltaqa mal-cumpagini collha (marcovalden bhassoltu tard) u l-leila tcun piacevoli bi spettacolo incredibbli u outofthisworld.

L-ishaba forma cumulosfiga f'din il-leila uaqcghet fuc mummy (madre/omm) mhisc maghrufa illi ahna certi li sehtet schin gara dac li ser nirracontau. Gara illi f'scena minnhom arlekkino jaghmel prank stile slapstick li chienet tinvolvi li atonepoint tehillu busta (envelopps) ma sormu. Dan iaghmel tabirruhu li ma jistasc isibha u jistacsi lill cerubini tfal presenti fis-sala biesc jghinuh. Hemmhecc il-vucijiet angelici instemghu jghajtu "Dietro di te!" "Girati" ecc ecc. Izda tifel minn fosthom (nispeculau li jismu sci haga bhal andrea u cuniomu zerafa) jghaiiat "Stà sul CULO". Nistghu nimmaginau il-misthija tal-omm li probabbli hesrem imliet il-formoli ta "Ma Nafx Minn HU" ecc ecc. Izda jahasra "mater semper certa est" u ghalhecc probabbli marret id-dar u taghtu sceba cintorin fost ghaiiat ta "aqtghu il-qahba telefon iecc trid" (inside joke).

Uara leil gost Gakbu S jirritorna lein il-carozza fil-Glacis (imma x'ifisser dan l-isem?) flimcien ma judgeborgdread, karen u owen. Hemmhecc jiscopri s-semantika tal-post hesrem. Il-carozza ma cenitsc ghadha chif telaqa. Leeeee. Minhabba li t-temperatura chienet qaslbet ghal glacjali l-alfaromeu chienet saret qisha J&B ... on the rocks. Il-winnskrin chellu silga completa fucu. GS chien ghadu ma ramasc bil-varji attrezzi antifriz u ghalhecc dam sci ghascar minuti jzabbab bil-wetwipes jipprova inehhi silg. Sadattant judgeborgdread b'simpatija chbira jitneiiec bih u anchi sahansitra offrilu l-mancia irriservata lill-albanizi li jcunu fit-trafficlights indaddfu.

Mela hi.

Glacis.

Mur obsor.

Ghasc silga.

4. emir kusturica (jueves 24 – diurnis culturalis IV)

L'allegra banda internationale ossija Owen, Gakbu u shabhom minn varji pajjizi mill-ex purtiera tal-hadid sctrau bilietti ghall kuncert tad-direttur/muzicist Emir Kusturica, liema kuncert kellu isir geuua esch/alzette (villaggin sci 20 mins highway boghod minn letzeburgu). Minflok ma inaghqdu ma grupp ikbar li mar bil-vapurtalart, il-klann O&G&friends iddecideu imorru bl-alfaromeu. Telcu fis-sebaniecescuart sabiesc zgur iaslu cabel it-tmienja (hin predestinat ghall-kuncert skond il biliett).

Il-lejla kienet folta, cpar tactghu b'siccina. GS irnexxilu anchi iusa fog lamps varji li bihom giet attrezzata l-alfaromeu. Id-dea bendata f'dan il-ium ghazlet li tilghab il-loghba tas-sinjali ossija avolja sinjal jghidlek li trid tghaddi minn X, icun biss ched jitneiiek bik. Filfatt GS irnescielu jovershootja (to overshoot) Esch u jispicca fuc il-fruntiera franciza (cuasi villerupt). Minisc ha nidhol fin-numru ta' deceiving signs li tefeghtilna mat-tric. Bizzeiied nghidu li anchi fil-kju biesc nidhlu, uara li segueina sinial li chien jghid "Accueil avec Billets" scorta ragel kulurit qalilna li irridu nghaddu mill-kju l-iehor. Cait boring tad-dea bendata pero li fil-gurnata jiffrustrak. Imnalla li l-kuncert ta' Kusturica and the No Smoking Orchestra chien epoustoufflant (breathtaking) kif jghidu haunhekk.

Konkluzjoni
Insomma. Ghal GS il-gimgha ma spiccatsc. Illeila break. Ghada modern finnish dance (grazzi ghall-interessi tal-konsorti prezenti fid-danza moderna) b'muzika ta' Jan Sibelius. Il-hadd leila kulturoludica fein nittamau li l-furia bianconera taghmel taghha contra t-tim ta' Interpareggi Utd.

Serv kolt u deiiem taghcom
Gakbu S

Detto della settimana
Hafna culture little misery
something fishy going on
smell her coming rawndicorner
toccapelle ghasc ghandna bzonn

sfi*ata imlestiia ghall eteru minn Jacques René Zammit nhar venerdì, novembre 26, 2004