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Tuttu il Calciu Minutu per Minutu II

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Ta calciatore Giachbu isellmilchom

Chonna ilna nghidu illi il pagini illustri ta dana il gurnalett chienu ched jiiscarseggau dacs ic cisterni tal-gas geuua Malta. Izda bi piacir nirraconta illi Nirritornau b'Boom (back with a bang). Ghall occasioni ser nitchellmu fuch eventi calcistici li ched isehhu chemm geuua id-ducat chif ucholl geuua ir-Repubblica.

Melita vs Czechoslovakia
Nhar il Hamis illi ghadda taht temp piuttost gentili il cumpagini Maltiia geuua Letzeburgu ghamlet l-ewwel foray taghha geuua id-dinia tal-ballun milghub. L-avversarii ostici ta' l occasioni chellhom ghall euuel icunu l-iSlovacchi isda uara sci tentennamenti sar mini reunion u zdiedu maghhom ucholl il cugini Cechi. Id-diaspora Maltiia f'Letzeburgu bilchemm ghaccdet tim minhabba li d-donna bendata infieriet fuc sci nies fosthom Karl "Ajmagismichemmienghageb" Fenech u Mark "polmonite" Vella illi tau forfeit ghal ugigh varji. Però inghacad tim u anca support sostantiali u nizlu geuua il graun b'diterminattioni sabiesc l-euuel impatt tal-futbol geuua Letzeburgu icun uihed ferriehi.

Il-Graun chien jinstab geuua il-Grund u deher uihed taiieb hlief ghal fatt li imdawwar b'fence tal-iniam (chif jdher fir-ritratt) u allura sci chultant thossoc ched tilghab geuua meida tat-tejbil futbol ghasc tista thabbat mal-hait. Nibdeu mill-formattioni:

in Porta:
Andre(a) Corrado - portier felin

Resto del Carlino:
Frankie "Blue Eyes" Scicluna
Konrad "Konsu" Azzopardi
Brian "Sigaretta da Socrates" Buhagiar
Jacques "Polmone" Zammit
Nikki "borrowed from Deloitte" Tabone

Cechi u Slovakki hafna fosthom Mara.

Fuc is-sidelines Carletto Fenech chien fil vesti ta Arsene Wanker u ipprova iidderiegi it-tim. Support sabih chien provdut minn nisa varji li geu ringrattiati b'rebha ardua.

Il Cronaca
Cunditttioniet sbieh u loghob eccitanti u delicat uasslu sabiesc it-tim Malti mar fil-vantagg ta sci tlett gowls chmieni fil loghba. Braiian scuria goul helu u anca irdoppia uara ftit. Corrado chien cisu Spajdermen fuc in naha l-ohra u ma halla cuasi scein ighaddi. Mument uara dahal Gakbu Sfigho li laghab maduar hdasc il minuta fein scuria anca zeug gowls bis soltu entertainment futbol li tant huwa consuet minnu mita jilghab mal Estudiantes. Izda (u ghahecc haunecc tiecaf il cronaca diretta) conspiracy bein it-tabacc, ix-xjuhija u z-zmien irnescielhom iaghtu gambetta seu lill partecipattioni ta sfigho li chellu jitcascar sas saidline fein dam madwar sebghin minuta jircupra minghair idea tal-loghob li ghaddei. Li ma chiensc ghasc chien hemm Carl biss bhala volunter chien ichollu ucholl bzonn tal mouth to mouth.

Skond fonti secondarji il-loghba tcompliet b'siltiet ta loghob entusiasmanti ipparagrafati b'sci scott deprimenti chulltant. Mid-dehra il loghba uacfet mita Andre Corrado irnescielhom jaghmel dive direttament ghal fuc il lasta u jiftah mohhu wiesgha wiesgha u chellu jittiehed sptar ghal kura. Malta spiccat vittoriusa bi tmen gowls contra seba. (yeah)

Haunhecc insemmu sc i Heroic Exploits li sehheu dachinar... chif provduti minn Kristina Chetcuti (fotografa u Reporter tal-occasioni):

Bulldozer tal-Loghba : Brian Buhagaiar (causa hafna dagha slovakka)
Gentleman tal-Loghba : Frankie Scicluna (l-ghaita "Il Mara wahedha! Fuqha Fuqha! ma tintesa catt)
Bloody Star of the Game: Andre Corrado - mohh miftuh dacs filosfu
Zunzana tal-Loghba: Gakbu Sfigho... dahal, niggez u hareg biesc imut...
Ballerino tal-Loghba: Gakbu Sfigho ... calzetti rosa (juve scond gear) u zfin fil-grawnd
Talent Mohbi: Konsu... kieku resqulu ftit il-lasta iahasra!
Best Actors: il-fans
Best Supporting Traitor: Gillian Harrison (furjaniza harsca tcanta Lil tal-Belt hadd ma jista ghalina!
Misteru tal-Loghba: sc'izzo** chien ced iaghmel hemm Carletto???


It-tim: L to R: Corrado, Tabone, Sfigho, Konsu u Kokka....Braiian u Frankie


Support chbir ghandu it-tim, b'kowc pastizz imhejjijjin

U Min Malta
Dwar Malta? Iva. Id-Deportivo. Luck of the Draw. Fit-tazza Futsal telghu mal-acwa tim tal-mument... il Famuzissimi Konica Minolta Gunners. Formazzjoni ?....

Season 2004/2005 means an addition of two other players to the current squad. Robert Micallef, Charlie Zahra (GK) and James Navarro will join the other team members: Carmel Busuttil, John Buttigieg, Martin Gregory, Silvio Vella, Ray Farrugia, Marko Glumac, Aaron Micallef, Silvan Borg, Oliver Mallia, Raphael Psaila, Alex Mizzi, Adrian Caruana (GK) and Tony Farrugia (GK).

Please note.... CARMEL BUSUTTIL. JOHN BUTTIGIEG. MARTIN GREGORY.

Imbaghad jghidu li m'ghandiesc sens of humour....
ja cahba l'hi!

U duar sense of humour twisted aslu uasla sas-sit ta' tim peruvjan li iismu Deportivo Wanka!

DDG
Giulietta e 'na zoccola* ... donna bendata non scherza neanche
*(striscione li deher fost supporters Naplitani uact loghbaVerona-Napoli)

sfi*ata imlestiia ghall eteru minn Jacques René Zammit nhar martedì, maggio 03, 2005