Roma Città Eterna – Part II (Return of the Fling)
Allura hallejna lil prodi taghna geuua Ruma. Hemmhecc il vacanza ipproseguit bi ftit incidenti ta' not. GS ghogbu jintilef sci darbtei però ichtar ghasc incantat misc-scenariu milli ghasc injurant. Saru ucholl tours ta' Ruma di notte fein fost l-ohrain GS u HB piscsceu mal-monument maghruf bhala The Wedding Cake ad honore tal-hafna suldati meitin. Iltcaina mal-ecuivalenti tal-Lollies geuua Ruma. Hemmhecc geu icconsmati kilojiet ta' arrosticini u abbachio bein sacra u ohra. Is-sodalitiu HB & GS bacgha jissoda bhala cumpania ta' divertiment totali issa ichtar u ichtar mita HB hua proud owner ta bar helu geuua Ruma (http://www.sha-bar.com/) u ghalhecc l-iscuzi ghal scarb deiiem jizdiedu.
Chien hemm mument zghir ta' sfiga (u noza nghid injuranzza) mita GS u MB marru iarau La Traviata geuua il-chnisia Anglicana ta' Via del Babbuino. Chienet opera ta' tlett atti ( u safein nafu ahna ghada). Bein att u iehor GS chien ched iohrog jisrac sigarett f'bard iscocc l-ghadam u hecc ghamel uara l-euuel att. Sc'hin deherlu li spicca t-tieni att GS cam bil-uiecfa. Ghandchom tcunu tafu li ghamel dan sabiesc (a) imur ipeiiep sigarett u (b) jipprenota ucholl post telefonicament ghall-ichel post-Operattiv. Il-problema chienet li l-pausa musicali/sonora ma chenitsc (chif haseb GS) uacfa ghal-tmiem it-tieni att izda sci ispirattioni Verdiana bein bicca chantata u ohra. GS gieh suspett vag sc'hin beda jisma' tpespis u haphna "scscscscsc" u mita chien proprju bil uiecfa f'nofs l-udienza, sci hadd mill-atturi ghpgbu ierga jissochta bil-cant. O Liema misthija. Liema sudden flush telghetlu ghal rasu. U ghalhecc bein Libiam nei lieti calici u affariet simili GS dahhal rasu bein sacaih u rega pogga bilchieda fuc siggiiet scomdi li l-ahhar li uzau bhalhom chien fl-Oratorio Don Bosco fi Piazza Santu Wistin f'Ghawdisc.
Morna ucholl narau lir-Rometta tilghab futbol contra Bologna (per la Cronaca 1-1) fein chellna ucholl piacir narau gowl validissimu ta' Cassano mhassar fl-ahhar minuta. GS cuazi chien ammazzat mit-tifoseria rumana mita uera sci soddisfattion ghaliesc il-Bologna gabu il-gowl tal-paregg flistesshinezatt li r-rumanisti simpatici chienu ched jintonau antifona anti-juventina.
Nirraccuntau allura il-migia lura lein Letzeburgu.
Cbadna scarabanc minn romatermini sa romaciampino. Checkinn collosc seu. Insediaina ruiehhna gol-ueiting area hdein il-gates iccircondati minn centinaia di irlandesi reduci mil-loghba regbi bein italia u irlanda. Mument minnhom jigi annunciat li l-voli lein l-irlanda geu posposti b'tal-inqas erba sieghat. GS ma jistasc izomm ruhu mill-ferh li donna sfigha chienet occcupata sc'imchien iehor tissielet ma leprekauni u scemrokki vari.
Tlaina fuc l-airuplan u dina id-darba l-ebda bodyowder problem. Chollosc b'uicc il-gid. Hlieph ghal fatt li chulhadd chien ched jinsisti ichellem lil GS bil germaniz - lingwa li fiha huwa skars dacs ir-roma u l-arsenal. Chien biss mita chien ghad baca sci cuarta mit-titjira illi r-radiu abbord ghamel chissu hafna hoss u dlonc instema lehen il-captan hans. Dana il-captan chellu capacitaiet diplomatici dacs Attila, Dumincu Mintoff u Vlad the Impaler ghaliesc ipprosegua hecc.
"good evenink ladies and chentelmen. Dis ist de keptin speekink."
Pauza zghira riflessiva (forsi ched ifittesc chliem fid-dittiunariu German to English)
"I hevv Badd news"
Pauza itual. Forsi mhusc dittiunariu imma ma iafsc sc'se ighid. GS jibda jimmagina the worst of the worst. Ighaddu erba secondi martirju.
"The airport at Frankfurt ist covered in snow. It will take thirty minutes to clear it."
Pauza cherha. GS jassumi forma ta' question mark b'gimsu.... what's next?
"We do not have thirty minutes of fuel left"
GS jiddeveloppja minn kwexxin mark ghal punt esclamattiv u jibdeu idoccu cniepen ta' panic. Pauza itwal. Chemm nistiec li fghoscilibohtu chien tghallem ingliz ichtar flowing il-captan!
"We will therefore fly to reserve airport in Koln"
Grazzi Harald Schumacher. Tenksgod scein hlief deviattioni.
Chien hemm mument zghir ta' sfiga (u noza nghid injuranzza) mita GS u MB marru iarau La Traviata geuua il-chnisia Anglicana ta' Via del Babbuino. Chienet opera ta' tlett atti ( u safein nafu ahna ghada). Bein att u iehor GS chien ched iohrog jisrac sigarett f'bard iscocc l-ghadam u hecc ghamel uara l-euuel att. Sc'hin deherlu li spicca t-tieni att GS cam bil-uiecfa. Ghandchom tcunu tafu li ghamel dan sabiesc (a) imur ipeiiep sigarett u (b) jipprenota ucholl post telefonicament ghall-ichel post-Operattiv. Il-problema chienet li l-pausa musicali/sonora ma chenitsc (chif haseb GS) uacfa ghal-tmiem it-tieni att izda sci ispirattioni Verdiana bein bicca chantata u ohra. GS gieh suspett vag sc'hin beda jisma' tpespis u haphna "scscscscsc" u mita chien proprju bil uiecfa f'nofs l-udienza, sci hadd mill-atturi ghpgbu ierga jissochta bil-cant. O Liema misthija. Liema sudden flush telghetlu ghal rasu. U ghalhecc bein Libiam nei lieti calici u affariet simili GS dahhal rasu bein sacaih u rega pogga bilchieda fuc siggiiet scomdi li l-ahhar li uzau bhalhom chien fl-Oratorio Don Bosco fi Piazza Santu Wistin f'Ghawdisc.
Morna ucholl narau lir-Rometta tilghab futbol contra Bologna (per la Cronaca 1-1) fein chellna ucholl piacir narau gowl validissimu ta' Cassano mhassar fl-ahhar minuta. GS cuazi chien ammazzat mit-tifoseria rumana mita uera sci soddisfattion ghaliesc il-Bologna gabu il-gowl tal-paregg flistesshinezatt li r-rumanisti simpatici chienu ched jintonau antifona anti-juventina.
Nirraccuntau allura il-migia lura lein Letzeburgu.
Cbadna scarabanc minn romatermini sa romaciampino. Checkinn collosc seu. Insediaina ruiehhna gol-ueiting area hdein il-gates iccircondati minn centinaia di irlandesi reduci mil-loghba regbi bein italia u irlanda. Mument minnhom jigi annunciat li l-voli lein l-irlanda geu posposti b'tal-inqas erba sieghat. GS ma jistasc izomm ruhu mill-ferh li donna sfigha chienet occcupata sc'imchien iehor tissielet ma leprekauni u scemrokki vari.
Tlaina fuc l-airuplan u dina id-darba l-ebda bodyowder problem. Chollosc b'uicc il-gid. Hlieph ghal fatt li chulhadd chien ched jinsisti ichellem lil GS bil germaniz - lingwa li fiha huwa skars dacs ir-roma u l-arsenal. Chien biss mita chien ghad baca sci cuarta mit-titjira illi r-radiu abbord ghamel chissu hafna hoss u dlonc instema lehen il-captan hans. Dana il-captan chellu capacitaiet diplomatici dacs Attila, Dumincu Mintoff u Vlad the Impaler ghaliesc ipprosegua hecc.
"good evenink ladies and chentelmen. Dis ist de keptin speekink."
Pauza zghira riflessiva (forsi ched ifittesc chliem fid-dittiunariu German to English)
"I hevv Badd news"
Pauza itual. Forsi mhusc dittiunariu imma ma iafsc sc'se ighid. GS jibda jimmagina the worst of the worst. Ighaddu erba secondi martirju.
"The airport at Frankfurt ist covered in snow. It will take thirty minutes to clear it."
Pauza cherha. GS jassumi forma ta' question mark b'gimsu.... what's next?
"We do not have thirty minutes of fuel left"
GS jiddeveloppja minn kwexxin mark ghal punt esclamattiv u jibdeu idoccu cniepen ta' panic. Pauza itwal. Chemm nistiec li fghoscilibohtu chien tghallem ingliz ichtar flowing il-captan!
"We will therefore fly to reserve airport in Koln"
Grazzi Harald Schumacher. Tenksgod scein hlief deviattioni.
U GS li chien diga ched jimmagina ruhu ihares lein gismu sfracellat u jissortia bicciet minn go l-isnow issa dagha b'chemm chellu sahha lein il-bdot injurant li floc ma calilna semplicement li se jillandia imchien iehor chad idur mal-lewza proverbjali ta' ras bitti.
Illendiaina go Koln. Hemmhecc il-cumpanijia (molto umana) raiianair ipprovdiet erba kowces li haduna Frankfurt f'tmep ta' scein (saru it-tlieta ta' filghodu) wara glied chbir biesc nitilghu fuchom. Frnakfurt Hahn (ajurport zghir hafna) ma chiensc jidher. Chien sommers fis-silg. Scein scein scein. Ghost town. Lancas texi. Chien ser icollna nistenneu sad-disa ta' filghodu ghall-euuel buss lein letzeburgu. Izda GS u MB chienet issa qabzitilhom u allura marru ghal extended frolicking night geuua hotel vicin u irritornau ichtar comdi (izda scorta imuerura ghaliesc it-triq chienet collha mcajpra) l-ghada filghodu.
DDG
Better Irish with bad luck
Than german who speak like a duck
Ladies and gentleman news is bad
Pilot is german and very sad.
sfi*ata imlestiia ghall eteru minn Jacques René Zammit nhar
martedì, febbraio 22, 2005
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I am guessing we know each other, sir?
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