il bollettino della sfiga

martedì, giugno 27, 2006

Conzert am Letzeburg: Uett Uett Uett

minn Marcolvalden geuua Letzeburgu ghall-cuncert fir-Rock-a-field

Minceiia chemm ila li ntilfet l-abitudni helua tar racconti sficronistiċi fuk il-Bollettin, forsi ghasc ila ma zzur jew incella kieda taix fijja bla ma naf u saret parti mill-indole tiai, immanifestat ruha tmiem il-gimagha li ghadda, waqt il-fesival muzikanti Rock-a-Field, l-euuel festival ta' dan it-tip fil-Letzeburgu, f'għalka ta' xi hadd x'akatrx jismu, Bausch, Diderich, Reding jew l-ubikwu Losch.

Mincheiia l-organizzazzioni superperfetta ala Lussemburgizi-Mittellewropej u lista ta' muzicanti piuttost prestiggiusi i.e Franz Ferdinand u Placebo u gruppi li iġennu lil ta' dan-naħat bħall-Mando Diao Svedizi (li l-Konsu compla iinsisti qabel ma rahom li bilfors jikkuppiaw lil Manu Chao u huma Braziljani għaliesc il-flocciiiet promozzjonali tagħhom huma sofor u koħol, minceiia li aħna pulitament għidnilu li hu grupp tal-chitarri.)

Insomma...xemx takli l-grieden u Marcovalden Spavalden intefa fuk il-laħam biex jismarlu ġismu xipli u fl-istess ħin jiscscowoffia t-tpingija soleluna ta' ma' idejh. Imma bħala dak li kkojnja il-frazi ċelebri 'misħut il-lussemburgu', ifakka' orage tad-duluri l-maddalena: nofs siegħa ta' xita kliel u silġ chisu blalen tal-golf imma jinħassu qishom is-simenta tal-curling.

L-għalqa ta' Losch spiċċat imtajna, culħadd tgezwer bil-chutri ta' l-emerġenza tal-pumpieri Letzeburgizi li x'actarsc kienu krawh tbassir it-temp, u l-flokkijiet tal-bands inbiegħu collha f'ħin rekord bħala tibdila niexfa. Cunċert sbejjaħ, ħafna ħondoggs u birra, u l-iskifar ta' Marcovalden mit-tojlits portakabin li phisser li l-eroi tagħna ma marsc di corpo għal jum shi minceiia l-blowting li beda jħoss cull ma jmur.

Hagia helwa: Kons, Zen u Marcovalden dehru fuq il-France 3 ta' Metz. Filwact li l-euuel tnein ħadmuha ta' figuranti taparsi idendlu hweigihom biesc jinscfu, Marcovalden iz-zatat ġie intervistat, u bi Francis de la rue (ta' min jitghazzen imur il-corsijiet) chal li ġei minn pajjis shun fein dawn l-affariet ma jigrusc (ma kiensc jaf jgħid hacchosceva mishutit-temp bil-freanciz) u ddescriva l-glacons/glaces comme ca b'sinjal b'idejh li dari kienu juzau biex jgħajruc tochbi.


POST SCROTU: Iidher li l-glaons li uacchu fuch ic-corma li marru il-cuncert ma chenusc zghar. Anzi iecch tarau dana ir-rapport fuch il-BBC tifmhu chemm setghu chienu ta' dannu.

DDG:
scemsc tisreg minn sbieh il-moiien
tohrog tgawdi u gismech taruen
isda dlonch chif tibda tibbronza
tiftah ghainha il cahba stronza
glaces-glacons dacs baid il-hniezer
erhilha l-cahba, scita niezel

ghal musica haphna l-attendenza
careful biss ghall-influenza
Manu Diao idoccu l-chitarra
u bid-dagha chullhadd jizgarra
fuc it-tv sabu l-in-ter-view
"mishut" bil-franciz? ... not a clue

abbrev: il buon giorno si vede dal mattino (mela zo**)

domenica, giugno 25, 2006

Schadenfreude

Ma setasc ionchos illi anchi ahna phir-redattioni tal-Bollettin niddedicau phtit hin lill-avveniment tas-sena' illi ghaddei bhalissa geuua l-Alemania. Ma chellniesc hin sabiesc niddocumentau chull attioni ieu avveniment sficalcisticu chif sctacna ghasc il-hin hua baghal u ahna ma nithalltusc ma tali annimali.

Icholli nirraconta pero' storia li tuassal element iehor f'dauna il-pagini illi ilhom iirraccuntau l'isteiier taghHa fuc seba' snin issa. Philfatt ched nitchellem duar isc-scadenfreude illi issemmiet fil-pagini altrui tal-blogosphera nostrana - b'mod spicchevoli fil-pagni tal-kurat. Dina isc-schadenfreude hiia propriament descrittioni ta' dak illi ihossu certa nies mita id-donna bendata tolcot lil haddiehor. Is-Sur Schadenfreude huwa philfatt n-namrat mistur tad-donna bendata ghaliesc iorgazzma bil-cauui chull mita timmaniphesta ruhha. Il-pronjozi ta' prezenza Schadenfreudiana huma dahc sadomasochisticu u anchi sadicu, espressioniiet bhal nghidu ahna "Hudha ma sacaich" u anchi "Hecc Haccech ia baghal" u aphariet ohra "in this line of thought". M'hemmsc sci nghidu illi l-prezenza tas-sur Schadenfreunde ma tghin scein lill-vittma predestinata al-isfi*a illi taf ucholl tirricori ghat-tried and tested method ta' "hadt ghaliia".

Pero' l il-chbir Alla (li iaghti d-dehen lil min iahchimna) mita chiteb l-ghascar comandamenti halla barra l-interdittioni esplicita li tinfaca tidhach chull mita tara sci hadd iehodha ghal uiccu ghasc icun zelach. Thanks to this ghandna genii bhal Buster Keaton, Laurel and Hardy (l-ohscon u l-irchic) u George Pullicino.

Sadattant - back in the city - ilbierah fl-occasioni tal-loghba Argentina Falldownfornothings vs Mehico Exbrazilians, Gakbu Sfigho rehilha ghal ghand Edmond Bugettu-san Buhagiar sabiesc l-euuel iilaghbu phtit pleisteiscin imbaghad imorru iarau il-loghba fid-dimora tat-Tube - post very anglo saxon. Minhabba li l-loghba chienet "foregone conclusion" schond l-iSfigho u anchi li minhabba li l-Proeveolution Soccer beda iihrasc iddecideu li imorru biss iarau it-tieni half.

Philphatt uaslu geuua tube semi-desert pero scopreu li r-rizultat chien uihed avvincenti phein anchi l-iscuadra tal-Volpi chienu ched iaghtu loghba lil-mishutin pretendenti tal-Islas Malvinas. Bein Sprite u iehor iz-zeug cumpanii fil-loghob iddiscuteu il-pregii ta' Zinha (bhala zeug fens tal-brezil ma setghux ma jindunausc li chien "a cut above the rest") u l-gosti tal-inglizi. Kien f'mument discuisitoriu bhal dan illi l-eroi nostrani sabu ruiehhom circondati minn grupp ta' fenns inglizi lebsin gearijiet tal-Leicester u collha bil-pinta regolamentari f'ideihom.

Dawna l-inglizi (Fosthom uihed li fuc daru fil-kitt chellu michtub "NANDO") mid-dehra chienu in transit ghal Stuttgart fein l-ghada (n.dr. Illum) chellhom ilaghbu Baked Beans Utd. Minhabba nuccas ta' nies geuua il-bar, ic-curmalia 'Ngliza ma setghusc ma judurusc fuc Bugettu-san u Gakbu sabiesc iinterpellauhom duar divertimenti varii li setghu isibu geuua Letzeburgu. Nella serie si salvi chi puo' spiegainilhom li Lutzburg ma hisc ezattament Ibitha ieu Palma de Maioooca u li haun ialchu f'nofsilleilissiegha. Ma hadusc gost.

Imbaghad sacseuna ma min inzommu. GHidnilhom Brasil. U fehemuna. Imbaghad stacseuna iecch ghandniesc ghal-calbna l-Argentina. Tainihom harsa "which goes back" minn zmien il-familja Drummond u ghidnilhom "Cosa stai dicendo Willis?" Ovvjament ma fehemu scein pero dahculna ghasc sports.

Chien ph'dan il-mument li inaghqad maghna s-siniur Shadenfreude. IL-conversattioni marret sci haga hecc. BB (fenns minn Albjun) GE (Gakbu ieu BugettuSan):

BB: Yeah! We will watch Eng-e-land tomorrow against Ec-ua-dor (ma nafsc ghaliesc ighidu isem it-timijiet chollha hecc) in Stuttgart. Then if we win (haunhecc innutaina li l-pagani inglizi ma ghamlu l-ebda siniali ta' scaramantia)we have tickets for the quarter final.

GE: (ghainein ta' ghawdxi u bormliz miftuhin berah - the deal is on) What happens if (siniali ta' scarmantia ancora 0) you lose?

BB: Well then we come back to Luxembourg and try to sell our tickets. I'm not going to watch Ecuador in no quarter final.

Haunhecc tinhtieg pauza. Ph'dan il-mument il-Conventioni Internattionali ta' Fenns u Fenatics tal-Fitboll tehtieg sinjali ta' simpatia. GS u Bugettu San chellhom minimament iuru li iifmu dach li ched ighidu l-Inglaterrizi u iaqblu mal-pian cavalleresc taghhom li iehilsu mill-bilietti li iistghu biss ifaccruhomfl-isfortuna ta' Spilungonecrouch and co. Izda... b'vuci uahda, unanimament, neminem contram, ad hoc u anchi en masse qalu flimkien:

GE: Do you want my number? Erm Just in case you know. Just in case you lose. You can phone us and we will buy the tickets.

U b'hecc l-Ghawdxi u l-Bormliz hargu il-vera uicc scaccall tal-futboll. Your loss is my gain ecc ecc. L-inglizi ghall-euuel inhasdu. Iccalmainihom bi frazi tipo "Not that we want you to lose" (haunhecc irrimarcaina haphna crossedfingers uara dar Bugettu San u Gakbu Sfigho) but you know... U fl-ahhar cedeu. Hadu n-numru ta' Bugettu San u ghandhom icemplulna iecch allaharesdeiiem iigri l-impossibli u ighaddu l-Ecuador.

Ghalhecc b'sens sportiv de Coubertinian, b' amor patria u sc'naph ien, illeila chemm iena u chemm Bugettu San ser incunu hemm fuc chuddiem flimchien ma sehibna Shadenfreude nghajtu b'vuci uahda....

FORZA ECUADOR!!!

martedì, giugno 06, 2006

DCLVI


Ergaina lura ghal dana il bollettin sabiesc niddocumentau il phatt illi illum hiia data speciali phost dauch illi ghandhom certa tendentia li iacrau il bibbia u aphphariiet bhal daun b'mod conservativ. Philphatt investigattioniiet illi ghadhom ghaddeiia mic-Centru Osservationi Superstittioniiet u Sfi*a (COSS) icconcludeu illi is-superstitioni tant currenti fis-sebghiniiet fi zmien is-Sur Aleister Crowley u nies ohra ta' simpatia estrema ghadhom fostna. Sahansitra peress illi illum huwa is-sitt ium tas-sitt xahar tas-sitt sena tat-tieni milleniu (naphu li tistona naqa' din ta' l-ahhar imma heqq) hemm min ched iinchuieta li l-artist li cabel chien maghruph bhala Beelzebub (TAFKAB) se iaghmel sci intervent fuch din id-dinia.

Chelliem ghal COSS calilna illi l-probabilitaiet huma bascsci haphna illi se ichollna sci maniphestattioni sovranaturali ta' hazen. Uahda mir-raguniiet moghtiia mill-iSpettur Joe Borg M.Sc. (GHajn. F'Sorm. Hons) chienet illi ma huiesc maghruph iecch Beelzebub chiensc chaleb mall-bqija tad-dinia ghall-calendariu Gregorian ieu bacghasc iosserva l-calendariu ta' cabel (Gulian) ieu inchellha husc ichtar probabbli li Beelzebub iinstab geuua sptar mentali sabiesc iiccura l-ischizzophrenia temporali li inholcitlu mita ipprova ilahhac mad-dati chollha differenti ta' chull religion possibbli.

Sadattant f'messagg ta' l-ahhar mument (sfi*ascoop) il-COSS ghadhom chiph annuncjau illi irceveu facsimile minghand il-Mulej tad-Dubbien (Lord of the Flies ghal min ma iaphsc) u dan ta' l-ahhar chalilhom illi minhabba impenii illi ghad ghandu geuua Babilonia (acra Irach) ma husc ser icun possibbli illi iressaq it-truppi tieghu sabiesc iccausau chaos, genn u meut f'postiiet ohra. Zied jghid il-Mulei tad-Dubbien "Hemm limitu ta' chemm tista' ticcausa chaos u tghazziz tas-snin phid-diniia tal-llum. Uara chollosc hleit haphna mir-rizorsi tieghi biesc nerga nigi elett cap ta' stat."

Intemmu haunhecch dan ir-rappurtagg ghalissa. Gakbu Sfigho minn geuua id-Dar il-Baida isellmilchom.