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Nota casira inphrasettimanali tirraccontalna illi GS rega cabad ir-ritmu diurnali u li d-donna regghet ched tgaudi minn sahha splendenti:

Immela phil-bidu tal-uichend li ghadda GS chellu ighisc geuua ruedebraganz bhala mistieden lil certu Andrej Fatur maghruf bhala l-iSlovene ieu il-Macslovene minhabba li (a) hua sloven u (b) iiddelitta b'gadgits varii mahruga mid-ditta Apple. Gara illi lein nofs iz-ziara tal-MacSlovene l-istess Balcanu chellu iidhol ibul phil-lochi. Chien hemmhecch illii instemghu l-hseiies seguenti:


U seguiti ucholl minn palmares ta' dagha bil-lingua slovena. Phosthom “Bicka ti materna u curats”. Imma ma niddeviausc f'oscenitaiet barranin. Gara illi il-botsa tad-daul tal-lochi chienet splodiet f'haphna particelli zghar li spiccau fuch ras il-MacLjubljana. Sploda ghalhecch ucholli l-fusible ieuilla “fuse” illi chien izomm iahdmu d-dual seguenti:


Peress illi l-ghada chien is-Sibt u anchi imbaghad gie il-Hadd chellhom istenneu it-tnejn sabiesc icemplu lelectriscin. Dan ma ifissirc li ma sarusc attentati ta' tisuija ghasc chif chullhadd iaph biesc tibdel fuse ma tridsc gherf. Pero mhusc go Lussemburgu. Ippruvau erba min-nies iigbdu l-fuse izda chollu ta' scein. Irnesciela biss Julie Blaise tahrac subghaiia billi ghadda current luceletrica minnu.

Insomma. Biesc ncassru nghidu li nhar it-tnein uaranofsinhar igi electrician qasir u tozz b'handlebar moustache cerha, beer-belly stile Membership Card tal-POktoberfest, tatuaggi varii (sahansitra iidru autolessi) u riha ta' schip li ilu go nofs Paceville sentejn u qatt ma tnaddaf mir-ramettar u hmieg li ingemgha hemm heu. Skippy the Electrician iscscabbat fuc sellun sabiesc iittauual geuua l-fusebox. Uact din l-attioni Gakbu Sfigho chellu incontru ravvicinat mas-Sur Meut minhabba r-riha kelba li chienet hierga minn taht l-ascelli ta' Skippy (li minn naha tieghu chien piuttost iniar tal-ephphetti psicotropici illi chien ched iiccausa). Minn fuch l-oghli tal-pulptu imnitten, l-imzibbel mintna iddeclama illi hemm bzonn iara l-fusebox l-iehor filuacht illi cal li gieli iseihulu ghal sci oscscati (conneries).

Gakbu Sfigho scopra illi d-diar Lussemburgizi huma moghnia mhusc bi fusebocs imma bi tnei'. Csegua ghalhecc lil Skippy fid-doldrums tal-caves feinphost dlam u riha tinten Dante u l-Virgilio Puzzante scopreu li l-isuiitch chienet taret isphel ucholl. B'moviment tal-idein mimliia nonchalance u riha ta' Baygon u Bajd Qadim Skippy sceghel is-suitch u dlonch rega gie chollosc chif chien.

Uara mumenti ta' “merci beaucoup” u “c'etait rien” u cerimonii ohra ta' dismissal of manual worker from bourgeoisie household scond il-manuali tal-etiquette, Skippy telach mid-dimora Sfi*ata bil-but mtaccal bit-tip u bi shaba phosphorescenti ta' ntiena nucleari deiiem tigri uaraih.

GS chellu iiffaccia il-phatt li ghal darb'ohra chellu ighaddi granet ta' diphicultaiet estremi (bhal famuza loghba Shit in the Dark) minhabba li chien ghadu ma ammaestrasc il-misteri mistrua tal-arti lussemburgiza tal-luceletrika li tincludi phost l-ohrain l-Arti li Ssib Fusebocs mohbiia u tinvolvi haphna astinenza mill-banju u doccia.

DDG Fit-toilet splodiet il-bozz' gie l-iSkippy qasir u tozz Fusebocs mohbi fil-kantina Follow the scent (ta' l-intiena) Le puzz est vraiment moche Mais nous faisons figure de l'ghosc

sfi*ata imlestiia ghall eteru minn Jacques René Zammit nhar martedì, settembre 05, 2006 | 0 cumment(i)